Coconolte Investigation Agency
“So your
great-grandpop’s birthday isn’t quite as exciting as you thought it might be,
eh, A.J.?”
“No, sir.”
“Hey, I’m your
great-granduncle Philip, not ‘sir’. But you can call me Phil, okay?”
“Okay,.. Phil. Were you
a detective with Gramps?”
“Sure was. Back in the
good ol’ days. Twentieth century. Seems
like it was a hundred years ago.”
“It was a hundred years
ago, Phil!”
“And you’ll never let
me forget it, will you, Sam? What were we talking about, A.J.?”
“You were a detective a
hundred years ago.”
“Yep. Did you ever hear
about the time your Grampa and I, along with our kid brother, Sam, captured a
Nazi spy ring, single handedly?”
“What’s a nahsty?”
“Well, I guess you
haven’t. This is my favorite story. You’re gonna love it.”
EPISODE
ONE
Blood and Them
It was springtime.
Sunshine, blue skies, cheerful birds in the trees. And Sam and I were enjoying
a pleasant discussion in the office.
“Phil, you know that
I’m not really interested in baseball, but even I can see that the Dodgers
don’t stand a chance of getting into the series this year.”
“O, ye of little faith.
I’m telling you, it’s in the bag.”
“Has Cousin Will been
giving you tips about the future, again?”
“Of course not. That
would take all the fun out…”
“Hey! Keep it down to a
dull roar, will you?” Nick said as he came through the door. “We may have a
client. If you two don’t scare him off.” He brought a plump gentleman with him
into the agency office.
“Mr. Helstrom, for all
they are, these are my brothers, Phil and Sam. This Mr. Erich Helstrom, boys. I
met him over at Mollie’s. He was asking directions to our office. Please, Mr.
Helstrom, have a seat.”
Nick settled Helstrom
onto one of the old hardback chairs and sat himself down behind the old desk.
“Now, what can we do for you?” he asked the potential client.
“I’d like to have
someone’s background checked, if possible.”
“A business associate,
or an acquaintance, perhaps?” Nick asked as he began making notes. “Have you
questioned this person at all?”
“No, I’m afraid I can’t
do that.”
A look of concern
appeared on Nick’s face. “Why might that be?”
“I’m the individual I
want you to investigate.” Helstrom seem to look a little lost as he spoke.
“I don’t quite
understand, Mr. Helstrom.” I’ve watched Nick interview and turn down a lot of
clients, but, this man was… different. “Just what do you wish to know about
yourself?” Nick asked gently.
“Everything… anything!”
Helstrom was beginning to act agitated. Like soup in a pot about to boil over.
“I’m not even sure about my own name.”
“What makes you think
your name isn’t Helstrom?”
“That’s the name on the
driver’s license in my pocket, and some papers in a briefcase that I found, but
I just don’t feel comfortable with it. I can’t seem to remember anything prior
to awakening in a hotel room several hours ago.”
“You believe you’ve
lost your memory, is that correct?” A nod from the worried man is his only
answer. “Can you recall anything at all before today?”
“Nothing whatsoever.”
“Do you have any
injuries? Any pain anywhere?”
“No, physically, I feel
just fine.”
“After waking, what did
you do?”
“I remember opening my
eye and looking at the ceiling. For some reason, it didn’t look right. I had a
terrible headache. Almost like a hangover, but, I didn’t remember having anything to
drink. Suddenly, I realized that I couldn’t remember anything at all! I sat
bolt upright and looked around. I was so frightened that I didn’t really see
anything in front of me for a moment or two. My heart was racing like a runaway
steam engine…
“I closed my eyes and
took several deep breaths. After a brief pause, my heart slowed down, and I
felt somewhat calmer.
“I began to look at my
surroundings more calmly. ‘A hotel room,’ I said to myself, ‘but what hotel and
where?’ I then noticed that I was fully dressed, as I am now.
“I fumbled with the
wallet in the coat I’m wearing, anxious to learn who I was. When I finally
managed to get the wallet out and open, I found a driver’s license in the name of
Erich Helstrom with a Boston address. The name means nothing to me, but Boston
has a familiar feel to it, I’m not sure why.
“I got up from the bed
and started looking around the room. I found a briefcase with several documents
in it, a valise with clothing, and an overcoat in the closet. Nothing I found
meant anything to me.
“I decided I had better
seek help before I panicked. So I came looking for you.”
“If you can’t remember
anything, why did you come looking for us, Mr. Helstrom?” I asked.
With a look of
surprise, Helstrom said, “This agency is mentioned in the documents I found in
the briefcase.”
“What!?” Bigger
surprise from all three of us.
“I was hoping you would
know me. That’s why I came here before going to the police.”
“Mr. Helstrom,” Nick
said as gently as I’ve ever heard him, “we’ve never seen or heard of you before
today.”
Crestfallen, Helstrom
stood to leave. “Then perhaps, I should go to the police after all.”
“That’s entirely up to
you, but I would like to know more about these ‘documents’ you’ve mentioned.
And, we are quite willing to help you, as best we can.”
Sitting down again,
Helstrom smiles. “Thank you. I hope I can pay you for your efforts.”
“Do you have any money
at all?” Sam asked.
“I’m not sure. I found
some notes in the briefcase, but I don’t know if it’s real money. When I hold
them in my hand, it doesn’t look right. It seems… too small.”
“What do these notes
look like?” I asked. Always concerned about finances, that’s me.
“I can show them to
you,” Helstrom said as he took a wallet from an inner coat pocket and opened
it. Withdrawing a bill, he handed it to me. “This is one of them. Do you
recognize it?”
“Oh, yes. President
Grant and I don’t often meet, but I’d know him anywhere.” I passed the crisp,
new fifty dollar bill to Nick.
“Looks real enough to
me,” he said as he examined it. “If it’s a phoney, Murph will spot it. May I
hold onto this for a short time, Mr. Helstrom?”
“If it is actual
currency, you may consider it a retainer.”
“Thank you. How many of
these were in the briefcase?”
“I would estimate that
each bundle contains one hundred notes each.”
“BUNDLES?” Nick said.
Sam was the least
surprised. “That’s five thousand dollars, Mr. Helstrom.” Narrowing his eyes as
he looked at Helstrom, he asked, “How many of these bundles are there?”
“There are forty bundles
in a false bottom of the briefcase,” Helstrom said quite casually. He seemed
very familiar with money.
In the ensuing silence,
Nick, Sam, and I look from Helstrom to one another. Somewhere, two hundred
thousand dollars (American) in crisp new fifties was just laying around.
After getting over this
mild shock, Nick turned back to Helstrom. He needed two tries before making any
sound. “Do you know the name of the hotel you woke up in?”
“Why, yes. It’s the
Carleton Hotel.”
Nick gave a big sigh of
relief. “Thank-“ He grabbed the phone and began dialing furiously.
“Is something wrong,
Mr. Coconolte?”
“I don’t know, yet. Did
you lock the room when you left the hotel?”
“Yes, I did.”
“Is the briefcase
locked?”
“I couldn’t locate a
key for it, but I did close it after replacing the documents and money in it.
If I had been in a better frame of mind, I probably would have brought it with
me. I’m sorry I didn’t.”
“Don’t bother yourself
about it, you did fine—hello, may I speak to Mr. Wollenski, please? Thanks- hello,
Murph? This is Nick- just fine I hope. Would you do something for me? Mr.
Helstrom, what room were you in?”
Helstrom withdrew a key
from his pocket and handed it to Nick.
Murph, would you go up
to room 247 and look for a briefcase?” Nick looked at Helstrom again.
“Brown leather,”
Helstrom whispered.
“Brown leather- yeah,
the uh, owner is sitting here in front of me, right now. When you get it, take
it straight to your office, lock your door, and call me immediately… no it’s
not a bomb, at least not the kind that you’re thinking of. I can’t explain
right now. Thanks, Murph, I owe you yet another one. Bye.”
“Have I don’t anything
wrong?” Helstrom asked.
“Hopefully not. When
Murph, Mr. Wollenski calls back, I’ll feel better. Right now, let’s talk about
you.”
“What do you want me to
do?”
“May I examine the
contents of your wallet, Mr. Helstrom? Do you have anything else with you that
might help?”
“Just the wallet. Oh,
there a pocket watch in my vest, and…” Helstrom began searching the contents of
his pockets, and found some loose change and a fountain pen. “I’m afraid that’s
all. I hope something will help.”
Nick added the room key
to the small pile. “It’s a start. I have to make something perfectly clear,
right now, Mr. Helstrom. If we determine that you have that money in your
possession unlawfully, we’ll have to turn it, and you, over to the authorities.
Do you understand this fully?”
“Of course, I
understand fully. I would prefer that to not knowing what happened to me.”
“Thank you. I’m glad
you feel that way. Now, what do we have here?”
Nick started a detailed
examination of the few objects gathered together on the desk. Opening the
wallet, he removed the entire contents and spread them out. Everything seemed
to be typical: driver’s license with a Boston address, photos of children and
adults, business cards from real estate and insurance agents, railway ticket
stubs, and a couple of the new fifty dollar bills.
“Have you looked at
these photos closely, Mr. Helstrom?”
“No, should I?”
“It couldn’t hurt. Why
don’t you look at them now?” Nick asked as he handed the pictures to Helstrom.
Finding nothing hidden in the empty wallet, Nick turned his attention the
pocket watch.
It was a large, hunter
style watch, with a protective cover that opened when the winding stem was
pressed. The engraved case and cover show an old world craftsmanship, probably
European. Opening the cover revealed something engraved inside: ‘BLUT UND
IHRE’.
Pointing out the old
style lettering, Nick asked, “Does this mean anything you, Mr. Helstrom?”
“Not a thing. Do you
know what it says?”
“No, I don’t. Either of
you recognize this?” Nick handed the watch to me, and I passed it to Sam after
glance.
“It’s German,” Sam
said. “’Blood and Them’. A very odd motto, or slogan. The German version of the
Boy Scouts have a similar motto: ‘Blood and Honor’.
“Mr. Helstrom, do you
remember anything about a train?”
“No- I’m afraid not.”
“Anything in the
pictures look familiar?”
“Nothing. Complete
strangers to me.”
“May I look at those?”
I asked.
“Of course.” Helstrom
handed me the photos and turned back to Nick. “Do you think I should see a
doctor?”
“After I speak with Mr.
Wollenski about your luggage, I’m going to call a doctor that works with us on…
special occasions. We’ll arrange for an examination.”
“Nick.” I was curious
about one of the photos. “Look at this, it-“
I was interrupted when the bell
of the phone started clamoring for attention.
“Coconolte
Investigation Agency, Nick Coco- hello, Murph. Did you find it? Have you looked
inside, no? Would you examine the contents real quick? I know what’s supposed
to be in there, but I’d like your opinion- okay- really? I see, I think.
Thanks, Murph. I’ll be over soon.” Nick put the receiver on its hook and looked
directly at Helstrom. “Mr. Wollenski was very impressed with your traveling
papers. At first. On closer examination, he was astounded.”
“What’s up?” I asked.
“Murph says that’s the
best funny money he’s ever seen. It’s perfect except for one small detail.”
Sam had started looking
closer at Helstrom’s fifty dollar bill when ‘funny money’ was mentioned.
“What’s wrong with it? he asked.
“Look up near the top
of Grant’s portrait, just to the left.”
“Yeah, so?
“What does it say?”
“’Series 1940’,” I
said. I was standing on tiptoe looking over Sam’s shoulder.
“When a significant
change is made to U.S. currency, like a new Treasurer’s signature, the year of
the change is indicated on the bill. That date is used on all bills until
another change occurs.”
“And so, since this is
1939, this fifty is a phoney, right?” Sam asked.
“There is one other
possibility,” I said.
Nick looked at me a
little reproachfully. “I’m considering that. After we get Mr. Helstrom to see
the doctor, I’m going to speak to our scientific consultants.”
Sam and I grinned at
one another. Somehow, I had a feeling our scienterrific cousins would get
involved yet again in one of our cases.
When Nick lifted the
phone and began dialing again, I remembered the photo in my hand. “Nick, I
think you should look at this photo.”
“What am I looking
for?”
It was a typical family
grouping, next to a car parked in front of an apartment style building. Mom,
Dad, the kids, other cars on the street.
“Look at the cars,
Nick. They’re all foreign jobs. I don’t see a single American car at all.”
“So, maybe this picture
is from out of town, way out of town- hello, Abby? This is Nick- I’m fine. I
have a minor I hope, medical problem here- no, he’s okay, too. It’s our new
client. Would you ring Dr. Lowell for me? Thanks.”
Nick looked over at our
kid brother. “Sam, I think she’s finally noticed you- hi, Chris. It’s me- I’m
alright- they’re okay, too. Our new client has a problem. He seems to be
suffering from amnesia… there are no signs of injury that we can see, he complained of a severe headache earlier this morning, almost like a hangover. Do you have
time to look at him? I’ll send him over with Phil and Sam right away. Thanks,
Chris. I’ll talk to you later.”
He dropped the phone
back on the hook and turned to Sam and me. “While you two escort Mr. Helstrom
to County General, I’m going to drop in at the Carleton to pick up the
briefcase and talk to Murphy.”
“We’re on our way,” I
said. “Mr. Helstrom, if you would be so kind as to accompany my brother and
myself, we’d like to introduce you to the finest doctor in town.”
“I would be glad to.
You have no idea how much better I feel already.”
After Sam and I left
with Mr. Helstrom in tow, Nick reached into his pocket for a bright, shiny,
quite innocent looking cigarette lighter, but no cigarettes.
Raising the lighter as
though to light a smoke, he spoke to it.
“Alleyway behind
Carleton Hotel, current time.”
Nick gently disappeared
from sight, leaving no sign of having been there at all.
EPISODE
TWO
Me?
A hero?
Don’t be absurd – I’m just a mad scientist.
The lovely Doctor Lowell’s small office. Sam
and I had arrived at County General with no delay. Helstrom was sitting on a
chair while Chris was leaning over him, examining his eyes intently. I do wish
someone would examine my eyes like that.
“You look just fine,
Mr. Helstrom, although, it wouldn’t hurt you to lose a few pounds.”
A sigh. “I know. I have
a weakness for….” Then a blank expression on his face.
“For what, Mr.
Helstrom?” I asked, hoping something, anything, was coming back.
“I don’t know. For a
moment, I almost remembered something. Then, it was gone.”
“Don’t try to force
memories,” Chris said. “It’s better to let them sneak up on you.”
“I could almost taste
it,” Helstrom said, wistfully. “Whatever it was.”
Sam smiled. “When we go
back to the office, we’ll stop by the bakery.”
“Yeah, stir up his
memory, and maybe pick up a Danish or twelve, right, Sam?” I knew I was in the
ballpark when he smiled again.
“That might actually
help. Right now, I think some tests would be in order.” Chris pressed a lever
on her office intercom and spoke. “Bob, I have a gentleman in my office that
needs testing. Would you come in here, please? Thanks you.” Releasing the
intercom, she turned back to her latest patient. Lucky dog.
“Mr. Helstrom, I’d like
to have some x-rays of your skull made. A blood test would be good, too. If you
don’t mind.”
“By all means. Anything
that will help.”
“Good.” A young man in
hospital whites entered as Chris was speaking to Helstrom. Nodding at the young
man, she introduced him. “This is Bob, my assistant. He’ll take charge of
you for a short while, Mr. Helstrom. Bob, cranial x-rays and a complete blood
series. Don’t worry, Mr. Helstrom, you’re in good hands. You won’t feel a
thing,” she said with that warm smile. “Thanks, Bob,” she said as the assistant
and Helstrom left the office.
After the door was
closed, Chris began interrogating Sam and me.
“Where did he come
from, and what happened to him?”
“Haven’t a clue,” I
said. “And we need to find out quick. Apparently, he’s got a briefcase stuffed
full of about two hundred thousand bucks worth of phoney cash, and some papers
with the name of our agency all over ‘em.”
“What on earth is going
on?”
“That’s what we’re
trying to find out, and then help him recover his memory. If you can fix him,
maybe we can find out why we’re supposed to be associated with the money.”
“I’ll do my best, but,
in cases like this, it’s better to wait. I can’t promise immediate results. If
the blood tests show something chemical as the cause, he may be fine in a day
or two. If it’s physical or mental, it could take longer.”
“I don’t think we have
longer. Can we leave him with you, for a couple of days, if needed?” Sam asked.
“Of course. He’ll be
safe here. And a good deal more comfortable than in any of those places you
guys usually hide your clients.”
“You’re
probably right. We’ll join up with Nick and see if he’s learned anything.” Same
pulled a shiny new light out of his pocket. “Hello, Nick? Can you talk?”
“Go ahead, Sam. Where
are you?” Nick’s voice seemed to come from out of nowhere.
“We’re still at the
doc’s office. Helstrom is going to stay here for a while. Where are you?”
“I’m at Orb and Will’s
office, current time. Are you coming here?”
“Soon as we say goodbye
to the doc.” Chris smiled at me and wiggled her fingers at Sam.
“Get here as soon as
you can. I’ve got the briefcase and I want you two to see what’s in it.”
Sam reached over and
grabbed my upper arm tightly, and then said, “We’re on our way. Location: O and
W, current time, Geronimo.”
Dr. Lowell didn’t even
flinch when we disappeared. She’s seen it happen before.
*****************************
Sam and I reappeared in
the private offices of our cousins, Orbille and Willver Coconolte, located with
the Time-Zone Labs complex.
“Hello, boys. How’s
life treating you?” Will asked.
“No major complaints.
Yet. What’s in the bag?” I asked.
“Take a gander at this
this,” Nick said as he handed me a stack of fifties, and Sam a handful of
official looking papers.
“Gee, these sure are
pretty.” I probably had a gleam in my eye. “Not worth the paper they’re printed
on, are they?”
“Actually, the paper is
worth quite a bit,” Orb told me, smiling.
“Really, how much?”
That gleam got a bit brighter, I’m sure.
“A few years in a
federal prison, at least.” As he explained, Orb retrieved the stack of phoney
cash. “This is the same special rag paper used by the U.S. Treasury to produce
American currency. Possession of this paper in any form other than genuine cash
is illegal for U.S. citizens.”
“You mean, I could be
arrested just for having blank paper?” I was a little shocked.
“Yes, however, this is
neither blank, nor genuine currency.”
“Then, it’s not real
money from the future?”
“Nope. The only American
money you’ll ever see with a 1940 date will be coins,” Will said. “As soon as
Nick gave us the briefcase for examination, we checked with the Historical
Research Section of the Accounting Department. The United States will never
issue a series 1940 fifty dollar bill. Even the Treasury boys would swear these
were real, if they didn’t have that date.”
I glanced at the money
in Orb’s hand and asked, “Where did all this stuff come from, and why?”
“Well. It’s certainly
not the work of any gang or crime organization here in the states. This was
made by someone with unlimited time and resources, not to mention money,” Orb
said.
“I may have an idea
where it came from,” Sam said, holding up the papers in his hand.
“What have you got?” I
asked.
“Just some official
German documents. I can only make out about one word in twenty, but it looks
like a payoff list. For Nazi spies and saboteurs.”
“Very good, Sam. That’s
exactly what it is. Our Linguistics Section has made a complete translation.
Now,” Will showed Sam a page farther down in the stack, “look at this part of
the list, here. Notice anything?”
“WHAT?! Phil! Look at
this!”
I looked at the line
Sam’s large finger was indicating and read aloud what I could. “’Coconolte
Investigation Agency: Nicholas, Philip, und Samuel: 30,000$.’ Why is the dollar
sign at the end? And does this unpronounceable part mean they want to bribe us
or something?”
“Many Europeans place
the money symbol at the end of the amount,” Nick said, and then frowned before
continuing, “the rest of it says ‘for information and services rendered.’”
“I don’t understand.” I
was more puzzled now than when Helstrom told us his story. “How can that be?
Nick, if anyone were to see this, things could get very complicated for us.”
“I realize that. But
we’re not the only ones. Look at some of the other names. There are some very
important people listed there. And not just in this city. All of the major
cities on the west coast are there.”
I looked back at the
list. “The Governor of Idaho?! What the hell is going on? I was worried about
the Treasury Department catching us with counterfeit cash, but this…” I took
the papers from Sam and started waving them about, stating the obvious, “this
makes us look like part of a big Nazi spy ring!”
Will grabbed the papers
from me before they went flying. “That’s exactly what it’s meant to do.”
“Why? What did we, and
all these other people, do to deserve this? If J. Edgar even suspected the
existence of these papers, he’d have agents knocking down doors all along the
coast before sunset.”
“Or sooner,” Nick said,
trying to calm me down. “If the German Secret Service could tie up several
American government agencies with a nice juicy, wild goose chase, think of what
their real agents could accomplish in the meantime.”
Realization dawned on
me brighter than any sunrise.
After a moment, when I
could finally put my thoughts into coherent form, I spoke softly. “America is
going to become involved in this next war, in a big way, right, Orb?”
“I’m afraid so. We’ve
learned that the future is not guaranteed to happened the way we may experience
it when we go exploring. Lots of little things have to happen just right. Right
now, lots of big things are occurring that Will and I believe will overcome the
little things that could prevent the next war. We can’t stop it, but we can
stop this insidious plot.”
“How?” I asked.
My older brother had
the answer ready. “First, we have to learn more about our new client.
Specifically, is he part of it voluntarily, or is he a pawn, like us?” Nick
turned to our cousins. “If Helstrom isn’t faking this amnesia thing, can we bring
him here to try restoring his memory?”
“Here, yes, but now,
no. Have Dr. Lowell take him to her office in the Labs’ Med Center. Tell her to
take him to the year 2070. There are people and facilities that are better
equipped then.”
“Thanks, Orb. This case
has suddenly developed some very scary overtones. We can’t go to the
authorities without looking suspicious, and I’m afraid Helstrom’s friends may
start looking for him or us, pretty soon.”
“Don’t worry, Nick. If
you can’t clear this up, Will and I can relocate the three of you where no one
would ever think to look.”
“I hear Cleopatra is
always on the lookout for personal bodyguards,” Will said, smiling brightly.
“Pity, she’s only four foot tall and better than two hundred pounds.”
“I’ll definitely keep
that in mind. I’ll talk to Chris.”
“Will and I shall head
to Boston and research Helstrom for you.”
“Great. That will give
us more time to look for Helstrom’s… uh, associates here. Please, Orb, don’t
try anything heroic.”
“Me, a hero? Don’t be
absurd. I’m just a mad scientist. Well, not really mad, but I’m pretty much
ticked off by all this. Will, on the other hand, might try something foolish,
especially if there are any unattached young ladies involved.” Will flashed his
‘Who, me?’ grin. “Go on, get out of here and get to work.”
So Nicholas, Philip,
und Samuel commanded their temporal units, and disappeared.
Hello, Nicholas! Read this quickly before it disintegrates. This is to bring you up to date (HA!) on Mr. Helstrom’s background in Boston: ZIP‼ Not even a birth certificate (of authenticity at least,) not for any Erich Helstrom.
As to the ‘luggage’ left in the office, nothing ‘funny’ or unusual in any of it. No secret compartments in the suitcase, nothing hidden in the linings of the overcoat or clothing.
The briefcase itself is a little different. We found the false bottom. It’s at least twenty years old, but shows absolutely no sign of wear or age. Like it was made only yesterday. 1939 yesterday, not yesterday where you are now. Will had Historic Research in the Purchasing Dept. check it out. The manufacturer discontinued that line of luggage in 1922. Will then had Product Testing look at it. That bag has made at least one temporal excursion. As soon as I seal up this note and drop it into my ‘To be delivered’ file, Will and I are jumping back to Boston. I’m sure we’ll find a temporal field disturbance somewhere. This is just the excuse Will’s been looking for to try out his newest detector/tracer unit.
You’ll hear from us. Good luck with Helstrom. Orb-1939
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